Monday, July 16, 2007

Keep looking, cause you'll never know where your frog prince or snow white may lurk...


I've always had this preconceived notion of love and relationships and about what it would be like to find that special person you could joke with, shoot the shit with, have a drink with...and so on. I can honestly say that it's not as easy as it looks, feels, and sounds. There are some weird, weird pill-popping-glue sniffing-emotional-scarred individuals out there and I've been a witness, victim, and target of some of these girls (guys for you girls reading).


All my pent up angst and disappointment did eventually fade when I met Serene. We'll be married soon and this blog entry is a homage if you will to her and to what is out there if we just have a little heart that somewhere, just somewhere, behind every bush, or sitting at the bar stool, or even in a train ride to work, your frog prince or snow white will eventually emerge.


So here's to Serene, a person with a heart of gold and kindness that overflows and knows no bounds, a person that puts others first before herself, an intellectual with an amazing mind, and a mean hand at gambling that puts Kenny Rogers to shame. I look forward to our future and life and hell of a ride! Oh yeah, she's FUCKING hot by the way!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The sixth member of the Simpsons...


7.27.2007 is a day for all...


A day when yellow invades movie screens and I get to drag my father with me (apart from Transformers). I'm dragging my lovely other half as well....she doesn't get Homer and does not care too much for the Simpson family, but that's wrong and inhumane, and damn right sacrilegious!


So join me come this great and auspicious day and think yellow! :)

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Let's just park on the street and block everybody...

The Curve, Ikano, Ikea, Cineleisure, what can get any better than that? You've got furniture, you've got a flea market, bourgeois coffee houses, and the latest in movie viewing, not to mention food, food, and more food, oh, and 1 Ice-Bar.

All these fine instruments of capitalism however, tends to be marred by the incessant, inconsiderate, lackadaisical (great word, look it up), and dim-witted attitudes of drivers who park their cars on the very street that we all drive on. Why do they do it?

  • Too fucking cheap to pay for parking, but they can buy 99 stalks of roses
  • Too little parking bays (an honest argument)
  • Lazy
  • Everyone is doing it, why not join in and be a senseless bastard

Now, this issue could go around and around and still come back to the fact that, these popular places need ample parking bays. Why can't developers see that?! Look at the vacant plot of land next to Cineleisure, which I'm sure will be turned into another mall, or an apartment complex. Yes! I know, you get higher profit margins from selling retail space or your apartments in the sky, than say opening a parking garage, but COME ON!

Do we need to be like mindless lemmings and follow everyone off the cliff, think for a minute, if I park here, will I inconvenience someone else from actually driving? As such, please park your cars in the designated areas and show some courtesy to others and for all you developers, I know these are rantings and ravings, but these problems are REAL and pose PROBLEMS.

In short please park in the designated areas, and don't get me started on parking in handicapped spots or the Single Female Drivers Only spot (I saw a car park there and out stepped 2 MALES and 1 FEMALE, you guys a bunch of sissies? Cause either you're scared of the dark or you MUST really like pink) Who knows though, for sometime in the future, those who park indiscriminately, you may find a long scratch line on the body of your car or worse, someone may have killed your side mirror.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

The birth of 'Fu Kin Meen'

Hello and welcome to my blog...

Today being June 7th 2007 and this being the first of many, many, many, entries to come with strong opinions and critical and sometimes harsh, harsh, shit...very
zealous liberal (sometimes, but rarely traditional) opinions about a whole lot of things, so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. This carries the ratings of G, PG, R, NC-17 and of course XXX.

Keep your kids away if don't want any individualistic thought oozing out from them (God forbid), or should you have a pacemaker and are prone to fainting or feinting...

Oh yeah "Happy Birthday Mom!" :)